August 2012
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
sodamnrelatable:
I’m just like:
what i accomplished this summer:
USA
lurchproblems:
And on Tuesdays, we win all the events.
bluejeansstringofpearls:
god americans reacting to the olympics is like the 4th of july on steroids i love it
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
deerstagram:
why won’t harry see me at his concert and ask for my number then take me out to dinner and then fall in love with me and marry me and have kids with me and grow old with me what am i doing wrong
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
olympic gymnasts: double back handsprings, flips, cartwheels, double tuck, front flip on a tiny ass mother effing beam.
me trying to put on my shoes standing up: *falls down.*
more-or-less-obsessed asked: #stelena MY LIFE
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
July 2012
more-or-less-obsessed asked: Why is my theme better than yours?????
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Omg my theme is shit now! Idk how to change it back :(
